Rumors are rampant in some circles that fellow blogger Earl Capps, of the The Blogland, found at www.earlcapps.blogspot.com, is going to acknowledge the growing draft Capps for Chairman movement and throw his bandanna into the ring.
Capps is a longtime GOP activist and blogger known for his Reaganism, his rum and his rock and roll. Those wishing to bring back the 1980s seem willing to flock to Capps in his bid.
A confidential inside source told VUI that Earl Capps has already created the "Capps Plan," to counter his opponents. In the Capps plan, Earl Capps promises his first act as Chairman will be to expel from the SC GOP Lindsey Graham, Bobby Harrell and Mark Sanford. Then, Capps will ban Howard Rich or anyone who gets money from Rich from the headquarters. There is even a list of consultants out there, that the source would not reveal, that Capps is planning to make pee in a cup before they can make public statements about the Republican Party.
As Chairman, Capps supposedly promises to bring a Ted Nugent approach to conservatism. "Their (sic) will be some serious no nonsense political ass kicking, good ole rock and roll, middle aged women screaming and some passing out, and beer flowing," The source said.
Another GOP insider said in response to this development, "Well, we need someone other that the wannabe Alex Keatons out there to bring back Reaganism. What the Hell? Talk about rocking the vote!"
One of VUI's staff members did ask, " Do you think the guy will make all the women at headquarters have big hair and wear leg warmers? Will he bring in Metallica to fundraise? "
Who knows the answer to that. But, if you want 80s style Reaganism and Rock to liven up the SC GOP, Earl Capps is out there as your choice for Chairman.