Thursday, February 19, 2009

Rumors are Earl Capps to run for SC GOP Chairman

Rumors are rampant in some circles that fellow blogger Earl Capps, of the The Blogland, found at www.earlcapps.blogspot.com, is going to acknowledge the growing draft Capps for Chairman movement and throw his bandanna into the ring.

Capps is a longtime GOP activist and blogger known for his Reaganism, his rum and his rock and roll. Those wishing to bring back the 1980s seem willing to flock to Capps in his bid.

A confidential inside source told VUI that Earl Capps has already created the "Capps Plan," to counter his opponents. In the Capps plan, Earl Capps promises his first act as Chairman will be to expel from the SC GOP Lindsey Graham, Bobby Harrell and Mark Sanford. Then, Capps will ban Howard Rich or anyone who gets money from Rich from the headquarters. There is even a list of consultants out there, that the source would not reveal, that Capps is planning to make pee in a cup before they can make public statements about the Republican Party.

As Chairman, Capps supposedly promises to bring a Ted Nugent approach to conservatism. "Their (sic) will be some serious no nonsense political ass kicking, good ole rock and roll, middle aged women screaming and some passing out, and beer flowing," The source said.



Another GOP insider said in response to this development, "Well, we need someone other that the wannabe Alex Keatons out there to bring back Reaganism. What the Hell? Talk about rocking the vote!"

One of VUI's staff members did ask, " Do you think the guy will make all the women at headquarters have big hair and wear leg warmers? Will he bring in Metallica to fundraise? "

Who knows the answer to that. But, if you want 80s style Reaganism and Rock to liven up the SC GOP, Earl Capps is out there as your choice for Chairman.

15 comments:

  1. Who the Hell is Earl Capps?

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  2. Can this guy bring back the show ALF? Whatever happened to that hot girl in that show? Maybe Capps could bring me some peace.

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  3. Motorcyle ManFebruary 20, 2009

    If the guy really loves heavy metal and bikes, he has my support. Go for it dude. We need someone with a freaking brain in charge. We in Abbeville County want something different and real. I will be at the convention and I and I will vote for Capps. Those liberals in fine suits won't know what hit them.

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  4. Motorcycle ManFebruary 20, 2009

    I meant I and my old lady. The old lady likes Capps more than I do.

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  5. Karen Floyd will kick Earl Capps's sorry ass. She has the money from Rich and his backers. Who do you have Mr. Capps?

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  6. Brian,hopefully you will come to the re-organization meeting next month and run for state delegate.

    I don't know Capps, but he is definately better than Beltram. I think he could be a respectable 3rd place.

    Not sure who I will support yet. I have apprehensions about the two top contenders.

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  7. For all you know, he may really be kicking Howard Rich's ass around just to convince everyone he is not on the take.

    Earl is also a big fan of the Cato Institute, of which Mr. Rich is a major supporter. You ever think he has all of you fooled?

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  8. Mr. Capps has people, sometimes money isn't enough. It is time for all these Howard Rich nuts to go. I am all for Capps and Reaganism as long as we get rid of people like Mark Sanford who have gave the Republican party a bad name.

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  9. Not sure about leg warmers, but big hair bimbos in leather and demin, oh hell yeah, let's do it!

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  10. Earl Capps is a Democrat.

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  11. Reminds me of a line from the old 80s Rocky movies, "What started out as a joke might just be a diseaster for the champion." Watch out, McCarty, this Capps things could turn out to be real. With the morons running for Chairman now, I would find Earl Capps, rock n roll style an all, the better alternative.

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  12. Run, Earl, run...the police are coming...

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  13. Clubber LangFebruary 21, 2009

    "They might have to stop this before somebody gets killed." There is another line from an 80's Rocky movie.

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  14. Cindy Wilson would make a great state GOP Chairperson. What do you think?

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  15. I think that if they love bikes, and metal should have the support of everybody, because the are free to chose what they want to their lives.

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