Friday, July 10, 2009

This weeks VUI Top 9


As stated before, with respect to David Letterman, here is this week's VUI Top 9. We come up with nine because we ain't smart enough to come up with ten. This week's top nine revolves around the infamous photo of President Obama. Here are the top 9 thoughts and quotes about the infamous photo:

9) French President Sarkozy: "Damn, Mr. President, don't turn your body, just use your eyes."

8) Congressman Barney Frank: "I don't get it. What is the President looking at?"

7) White House Spokesman: "The President was looking at the steps to see how they were constructed, and also for a quarter that he had bounced off an unknown object."

6) Former President Bill Clinton: "I told President Obama he would really like the job. "

5) Michelle Obama: "He did what?!"

4) Sarah Palin: "That could have been my daughter the President was eying. I am insulted. Man, these go go boots are killing me."

3) Unknown Congressman: "Now that is a stimulus!"

2) President Obama: "Memo to self, visit Brazil soon."

1) Governor Mark Sanford: "See what I am talking about, Mr. President."

7 comments:

  1. Well WillieJuly 10, 2009

    Why do you have to keep hitting our poor Governor, Mark Sanford? You know Mark Sanford never said such a thing. Nor did any of these others. Is this what you call humor? Making up lines and laughing about conflicted men like Mark Sanford? You are a RINO commie!

    Brother Cubby and Jenny say leave Mark alone. Isn't that enough for you? Comparing Mark Sanford's saintly fall to the perverted eyes of President Obama is just outrageous.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 10, 2009

    This was funny. Well Willie, grow up dude, learn to laugh.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 10, 2009

    Leave Barney Frank alone. When someone said the President was caught looking at some booty, Barney was looking for pirates in the area.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 10, 2009

    Where are Barney's Butt Pirates when you need them?

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  5. Boiinnggggg!!!

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  6. AnonymousJuly 11, 2009

    I bet Working Mom don't have a caboose like that!

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  7. AnonymousJuly 13, 2009

    working mom has 8 cabooses like that!

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