Friday, July 03, 2009

Some holiday humor and bringing out the Top 9

VUI is bringing out the VUI Top 9 of the week, and trying to laugh a little over the holiday weekend.

The VUI Top 9, because we ain't smart enough to come up with ten, for the week ending July 3rd, 2009: Top 9 things things we do not want to hear Governor Mark Sanford say:

9) I crossed the line once with Janet Reno.

8) As I sat in Argentina, I thought of the most beatiful name in the whole wide world: Jenny.

7) Blago and I are going to open up a public relations firm

6) I think I have a man crush on Chief Reggie Lloyd now.

5) I think I can beat Jim DeMint in the 2010 US Senate primary.

4) Jakie Knotts ought to add a little South American spice to his barbecue.

3) If they impeach me, I'll veto it.

2) The little voices inside my head keep telling me I can't resign.

1) Uh-oh, my soul mate is late.

With all respect to David Letterman.....


  1. Well WillieJuly 04, 2009

    This tasteless, insulting, and filled with RINO nonsense.

  2. AnonymousJuly 04, 2009

    Here is your 10th one: "Jenny said I could keep my job, so Jesus compels all of you to leave me alone."