This week's Top 9

This weeks Top 9 takes a look at neighbors. From small towns to big cities, we all have neighbors. Some we know. Some we don't. Some we love and some we hate and some we both love and hate. Well here are the Top 9 tips on how to be a better neighbor:

9) If you are playing your music loud enough for your neighbors to listen to, make sure its not crap.

8) Pull down the shades. People really don't want to see that.

7) If you over 40, put a shirt on when you are out in the yard.

6) If you need to ask your neighbor for money or if you can borrow something, it helps to ask when sober.

5) If your BBQ stinks up the neighborhood, don't be offended when some neighbors show up looking for something to eat.

4) If your neighbors can hear your more intimate moments, they all know you are faking.

3) Peeking out the blinds at your neighbors while they are in their yard makes you seem creepy.

2) Your backyard is not a bathroom. Even if people can't see your privates from a distance, they don't want to think about it. Share your self pride more privately.

1) If your neighbor speaks out against President Obama's health care plan, do your neighbor a favor and turn them into the White House email that has been set up for such. Re-education is harmless and will leave your neighbor more progressive in the eyes of the great leaders of our country.

For the record, the staff of VUI love their neighbors. :)