This week's Top 9

Again, VUI offers a Top 9, because were are not smart enough to come up with a Top 10.

Here are the Top 9 ways to know you are about to have a bad day:

9) Your boss’s son in law calls you asking for a “little favor.”

8) You go ahead and take advantage of that email offer to help you get your unknown uncle’s assets in Nigeria.

7) You find you have a wife in Texas you never knew about. She has your checking account number.

6) The guys in the sedan who have been parked across the street for the past week decide to come on over.

5) In your influenced wisdom, you offer the state trooper who pulled you over a swig from your flask.

4) You are named Administrator of Anderson County, SC.

3) You follow that gut feeling and take out a loan to bet on Clemson winning this year’s national championship.

2) Your doctor is out in the hall reading a book on how to perform your hemorrhoid surgery. He skips the part about anesthetics.

1) Your secretary walks in your office and says, “Excuse me, sir, but two women named Jenny and Maria are here to see you. They are both rather insistent.”