Again, VUI offers 9 reasons, because we ain't smart enough to come up with ten. Here are the Top nine reasons President Obama has for taking a vacation this week:
9) Ever spent seven months looking across the table at Nancy Pelosi?
8) The taxes on bourbon and cigarettes in D.C. are killing me.
7) Tigar Woods said he would play golf with me and throw the match.
6) You can only yell at a man and his health care plan so much before he breaks.
5) One more memo from Hillary and I will will nuke someone.
4) Hey, W. did it, why can't I?
3) Quit asking questions. Don't you know I am the man?
2) Sometimes, Joe Biden has to have something to do.
1) Relax, people, I am going to Maine with my wife, not to Argentina without her.
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I think number 9 covers it all. LOL
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