This week, VUI looks at the most publicized beer consumption gathering in recent American history. Here we go:
9) Well, Joe, I seen you found W's stash of non alcoholic beer. Don't choke on that pretzel.
8) Professor, please calm down sir, please calm down. Everyone has to show their ID to get into the White House.
7) I am sorry, Mr. Biden, just what is it you do for a living? Biden replied, "Sir, I am your Vice President."
6) Both you guys pull for the Patriots, right? No wonder so many Americans are upset with you.
5) Sorry, guys, I might be President, but I can not arrange a summit for John and Kate. They just won't return my calls.
4) Relax Professor, I think we all will buy your book.
3) No, Professor, I can not give you and the officer a ride on Air Force One if he arrests you again.
2) Officer, isn't Blue Moon brewed with white wheat?
1) Yeah, I know Bud Light tastes like crap, but if people think I drink it maybe those nuts will get off my back about whether or not I was born an American.
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What were they drinking?? True beer lovers want to know!!
ReplyDeleteThe President: Bud Light
ReplyDeleteThe Vice President: Buckler, the choice of the previous President.
The Professor: Sam Adams Light
The Officer: Blue Moon
This is racist, you pale ass cracker ass cracker. You ought to be pulled over the internets.
ReplyDeleteMy President does not deserve any pale assed cracker ass cracker making fun of him.