In one of the most remarkable turnarounds in South Carolina political history, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is being considered for the Nobel Prize in Economics in wake of the announcement that Boeing is going to build a plant in North Charleston.
Sanford spokesman Benn Foxfart remarked, "The Governor has just as much to do with Boeing building the plant in SC as President Obama had in promoting world peace. It is fitting that the Governor be rewarded for his equal effort of the President. The Governor can not comment at this time, as we can not reach him. You can understand that the Governor needs to do some hiking right now."
Former President Bill Clinton weighed in on the matter. Clinton stated, "sometimes a little down time with a hot latina focuses your mind."
Foxfart made clear how things really are. "If you impeach the Governor, you lose thousands of jobs, your kids will go hungry, and your mama will die. Make that last point clear. Stand against the Governor and your mama dies. You get that House members?"
Sanford's key ally, the SC Policy Council, had another idea. Their spokesman, Ms. Ima Baughtenpaidfer, reacted angrily. "These are not good jobs. The General Assembly gave those liberals who claim to want to invest money in South Carolina a sweetheart deal. I did not get my cut. I am pissed. No job really counts unless I get paid."
When Foxfart was told of the above comments he paused and then stated, "Governor Sanford will address the matter once we find him." Efforts to find Speaker Harrell failed. One of his staff stated the Speaker was out writing mobile home flood insurance. Efforts were made to get a quote from Andre Bauer and State Senate President Glenn McConnell, but a so called "bear" of a guy named "Adrian" would not let the VUI staff into the establishment the two were in.
Laugh people.
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Now, that was funny.
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