It is Halloween time again. Some folks just don't understand what is appropriate to hand out to the little kids that "trick or treat" them at their doorsteps. Here are 9 things to not give out.
9) Last's year's leftover Valentine's Day candy. Giving out little hearts to kids that say "be mine" is just creepy.
8) A piece of fruit cake wrapped in a napkin. It actually happened to me once as a kid. If that is the best you can do, leave the porch light off and don't answer the door. If you insist on giving out slices of year old fruit cake, don't complain about the eggs and toilet paper later on.
7) Any homemade popcorn balls, smores, etc. Trust me, parents are going to throw that stuff out. Who knows what you put in that crap?
6) Candy circus peanuts. Whomever created such candy should be a victim of a horror movie. We ain't ever seen an orange peanut made of sugar.
5) Your phone number. Sure, the kid's mom might be hot in her little witch outfit, but trick or treat is not the time or place to go after your trick and treat.
4) Your political stickers. Nothing is sadder than seeing little kids with stickers on that say "Dumbass for Governor" when they have no idea what they are promoting.
3) Did we mention fruit cake?
2) Any little cheap toy that makes noise with your business name on it. Trust me, about an hour into Halloween night parents will swear to the Almighty never to do business with you.
1) Condoms. I have seen it done. When some middle aged man hands out condoms to the kiddies it is scarier than any horror movie. It also makes parents take down the address and give it to police. Get over it molester, the kiddies ain't coming back.
Happy Halloween. Be Safe. Go Gamecocks!
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