Friday, February 05, 2010

Top 9 books as interesting to read as Jenny Sanford's

9 ) ”The Secret Sex Life of Aardvarks”

8) “How to Turn Women Down" by Tiger Woods

7) "Making your Wife Feel Loved" by Mark Sanford

6) “Speaking Correctly and Concisely” by Vice President Joe Biden

5) “Be Proud to be a Dad” by John Edwards

4) “Stray Animals are People too” by Lt. Governor Andre Bauer

3) "A Pictorial of Elderly Sex Acts featuring Madonna and David Allen Coe."

2) “Living Sober” by actor Rip Torn

1) “Understanding the Retarded” by White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel


  1. Now that is funny.

  2. #3 put an image in my head that might make me seek therapy