9) You sure that Leighton Lord guy doesn’t think he’s Crockett and got his law enforcement experience working with Tubbs in Miami?
8) Who in the Hell is Elizabeth Moffley?
7) I tried to have a sexual relationship with a woman like Nikki Haley, but she just sat on the bed for four years and told me how good it was gonna be.
6) You know you are in trouble when you have been in Congress for 12 years and you run an ad having your daughters brag about you sleeping on an air mattress in your office. It seems like they are saying, “daddy can’t find his way to a hotel room anymore, but we still love him.”
5) You would think that drill sergeant would put some sense into Gresham Barrett’s head.
4) Yeah, baby, I am the Democratic nominee. Let me show you a few pictures of a real stimulus package.
3) This year proves anyone can grow up to be Lt. Governor.
2) Duncan versus Dick Cash…it just sounds wrong somehow.
1) You mean Alvin Greene ain’t Al Green the gospel singer? Oh Lord, what I have done?