Friday, June 11, 2010

Top 9 comments heard after the SC primaries

9) You sure that Leighton Lord guy doesn’t think he’s Crockett and got his law enforcement experience working with Tubbs in Miami?


8) Who in the Hell is Elizabeth Moffley?

7) I tried to have a sexual relationship with a woman like Nikki Haley, but she just sat on the bed for four years and told me how good it was gonna be.

6) You know you are in trouble when you have been in Congress for 12 years and you run an ad having your daughters brag about you sleeping on an air mattress in your office. It seems like they are saying, “daddy can’t find his way to a hotel room anymore, but we still love him.”

5) You would think that drill sergeant would put some sense into Gresham Barrett’s head.

4) Yeah, baby, I am the Democratic nominee. Let me show you a few pictures of a real stimulus package.

3) This year proves anyone can grow up to be Lt. Governor.

2) Duncan versus Dick Cash…it just sounds wrong somehow.

1) You mean Alvin Greene ain’t Al Green the gospel singer? Oh Lord, what I have done?

4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 11, 2010

    You just will not learn. I guess some people have to learn the hard way,and you will.

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  2. Is it just me or does SC politics seem to be an ensemble cast of Dukes of Hazzard, the Wizard of Oz and Andy Griffith???? Why do we allow our moron politicians to continue to embarass us and make us look like a completely backwards state full of Ma and Pa Kettles? When are South Carolinians going to stand up and just say ENOUGH!! How much longer do you want every other state in the country to snicker and laugh at the buffoons that represent this state?

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  3. AnonymousJune 11, 2010

    It's not just you, Merged. These clowns make the Dukes of Hazzard look like geniuses. You did forget to mention the Beverly Hillbillies, though. I think I finally figured out what's wrong with our politicians.....they were educated in South Carolina schools.

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  4. Motorcycle ManJune 12, 2010

    This shit is funny

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